Jimmy Sawczuk

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Hypocrisy

Jimmy:
did i send you guys this? http://placekitten.com/
Stephen:
please don't ever send me anything like that again
Jimmy:
...?
Stephen:
jk
Stephen:
but frill i don't use kitten pics
Jimmy:
you should
Jimmy:
kitties are cute
Stephen:
that is a lie
Jimmy:
you have a kitten on your debit card!
Stephen:
IT WAS THE ONLY ONE THEY OFFERED FOR ASPCA!

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Great minds

jimmy:
i also discovered this today: http://3eanuts.tumblr.com/
jimmy:
which is pretty fun
mister_sister:
it's…
mister_sister:
it's beautiful jimmy.
jimmy:
it's like garfield without garfield except more funny
mister_sister:
it's like garfield without garfield except better.
mister_sister:
dammit
jimmy:
wow
mister_sister:
lol

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Reflections on childhood

Mike:
my parents don't love me this much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwVRzaQNkA
Jimmy:
no one's do. this is sick.
Jimmy:
that's seriously crazy
Mike:
the kid is only 6, this guy needs to pace himself. by the time the kid is 18 the dad will be burned out and giving him a cupcake with a single candle in it
Jimmy:
nah, i don't see him burning out until about 16
Jimmy:
the year before he will have promised his kid a car cake
Jimmy:
and instead he'll get a matchbox car cake
Mike:
hiding a hooker in the cake is lame; hiding cars is much better
Jimmy:
eh, i'm not sure
Jimmy:
i'll need both to compare and verify
Mike:
i would accept the hooker driving the car out of the cake
Jimmy:
that'd be an epic cake. that'd top the angry birds cake for sure
Mike:
the hooker should drive out of the cake and be *holding the angry birds cake*
Jimmy:
head: exploded.

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Scene from a National Championship

Me:
thought you lost internet or something
Me:
aright whit. get 'er done
Me:
IT'S OVER
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IT'S OVER
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I'TS OVER
Jim:
WOOT
Me:
OIMAWGEOIJAEFWOIJFOAIWEJOIWEJAW
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EF
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AWEFAW
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FAEWF
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AWEFAWE
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FWAE
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FAEW
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FAAEWFA
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AF
...
Me:
i need one of those shirts

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The new XBox 260

Me:
i'm thinking it might be worth it to wait for the kinect bundle
Me:
the "elite" kinect bundle was marked at $400 on gamestop
Me:
that's saving $50, if i'm guessing right
Jim:
$299 + $150 for kinect
Jim:
thats $350
Me:
add again?
Jim:
haha
Jim:
450
Jim:
is monday over yet?

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